As previously mentioned, we have a reception hall booked and set. The next big item is of course the Church. We’re looking at the Newark Cathedral, and not only does the Church have a website, but they also have a wedding planner! I think the wedding industry is getting a little out of control when Jesus has a wedding planner! I wonder if he or she is a bonna fide saint, or is somehow more “holy” than your average wedding planner. Do we address him or her as Father, Mother, Your Holy Wedding Planningness or what?
If nothing else, Jesus’ wedding planner appears to get a pretty good vacation package, since he or she has been “unavailable” for the last week, and returns from his or her vacation (pilgrimage perhaps?) on Wednesday. Hopefully the patron saint of Wedding Planning will not punish me for this post!