If you’re Pat and Pat (yes, my parents really are both Pats) your only son was off to LaGuardia at 4am, and is currently enjoying the company of other working slobs in the Delta Crown room. I visited the restroom, and it looks like I smoked something funky, since my eyes are beet red. Ah the joys of travel!
Hopefully my body remembers its “fall asleep within 4 minutes of sitting down on the airplane” trick, so I’m not a complete babbling idiot when I arrive at my new client!